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31, Dec 2017 By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu: Sita Kumari, an HR-executive with a leading company in Kathmandu forgot to process the salaries of the company’s 1,000 employees for the current month. Sita, as a part of the only task she has, has to intimate the bank to transfer salaries into employee accounts around 25th of every month. The bank then process the same and depos its into salary accounts on 28th. However this month, the bank sent an email to the Finance Head saying that it will not be processing the salary into employee accounts as Sita failed to intimate them on time. This mail got leaked and it created a massive rage amongst all the employees of the firm and many of them turned violent. We contacted Sita around this major blunder and she said, “New Year is around the corner and Greeting is the most important task of an HR, even more than small things like salaries and bonuses. Its like Doctors take oath to save every patient, we HR take an oath to create Greeting...

30, Dec 2017 By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu: Cigarette sellers association of Nepal (CSAN) recently met Nepalese Bankers Association (NBA) president to complain about their net income which has come down drastically of late. In the application that was submitted to NBA , CSAN has blamed banks for not ‘stressing’ hoyees with enough work load to drive them towards cigarette vendors outside office gates. “I hardly see bankers inside officess beyond 5 PM. This is not only my inspection, my colleagues standing in front of other big BFI's have same issue. Please note 9 AM to 5 PM is like our prime business hours. If we do not have bankers during that period, it is bound to affect our business big time. For most of us sales have come down by at least forty percent,” said Ram Bahadur, the president of CSAN. “Please remember we have played our part in these banks making so much money. When no one was there to support the ‘hapless’ bankers, we stood there by providing chiya and chu...

29, Dec 2017 By Fake It Nepal The first ever tobacco exchanging currency “Gutkoin” will be available for trading with NPR purchases from the month of January 2018. Speaking to Fake It Nepal about the inception of this idea, the head of Gutkoin Mr. Mithai Lal said, “It is very difficult for the average tobacco consumer to accept candies instead of change. If an year’s estimate is reached at, the average tobacco consumer accepts 250 candies instead of change that could have bought him more tobacco.” “Then we thought why can’t one purchase Gutkha online instead of begging shop keepers for change? At the same time, if purchases with quick transactions become available we can expect more business. For example, Gutkoin can handle 1000 transactions per second i.e., hundreds of consumers exchanging tobacco in a second instead of the consumer having to walk down the street to the paan shop. Unbelieveable.” The tobacco fraternity seemed to be very pleased with the idea and are ...

28, Dec 2017 By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu: In a surprising development, Foodmandu, a foodtech company based in Kathmandu, has launched a separate menu of food that one can order only for the purpose of taking pictures to post on Instagram. The food that comes is not real and is charged on per minute basis. Fake It Nepal sent its team for further investigations. Said one of the employees of Foodmandu, “Most people spend 30-40 minutes clicking pictures of food before having it.” He started shaking violently. Our reporter thought that he had a stroke but his felt more compelled to do his duty as journalist than a good human being and didn’t offer to take him to the hospital. Fake It Nepal caught up with another employee, its in-house expert on such issues. As per him, “These days it a cardinal sin to eat anything without informing your friends and family about it on Instagram. Imagine how sad and lost you would feel if your sibling or girlfriend had lunch and you had no idea wha...