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Child of an MBA couple speaks “PPT” as his first word

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23, Feb 2018  By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu: CGPA Bahadur and GPA Kumari felt blissful when their one and a half-year old son spoke few words unexpectedly one day. Both MBA pass outs did not observe it as they were busy in their so called “promising career” after MBA as promised by their MBA college. Babu’s caretaker noticed it and brought him to living room where the MBA couple were sitting. Babu was speaking P…P…T, P…P…T, after taking pause for few seconds again he was shouting PPT. Caretaker of the baby, RekhDekh Kumari while speaking to Fake It Nepal said, “Both Sir and Madam were worried with Babu’s verbal skills. When kids of his age have started calling out Mamu, Buwa, he was not able to say single word. Thank God, for listening to my prayers. Now my prince has started speaking.” She further added, “It was traumatic time for me too, both Sir and Madam will come back home and as per the list of action items they have fed on their mobiles, will ask me how many times B...

MBA graduate of self-proclaimed top college of Nepal beaten up by his mother for using extreme management jargon at home

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11, Jan 2018  By  Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  In a serious case of mis-alignment of incentives a fresh MBA grad by name MBA Bahadur was beaten up by his mother using slippers and sticks, for using extreme management jargon at home. MBA Bahadur who has apparently finished his MBA a few months back from Over-achievers Institute of Management (OIM) is now working with a multinational and has been picking up a lot of management jargon at work. He has also been using a lot of this jargon at home to reply to even simple questions such as “When will you have dinner?”, something which reportedly irked his mother. In an interview given to a women’s magazine MBA Bahadur’s mother expressed strong concerns on well-being of her son. She said, “Yesterday evening I asked him, Babu when will you come down for dinner, and he replied ‘Mamu I have de-prioritized dinner for 1 hour and will touch base with you and dad with further updates at 09:15 PM.” I was shocked to hear such idio...