"Please Increase Work Pressure In Bank As It Increases Our Business" Cigarette sellers to Banks


30, Dec 2017 By Fake It Nepal
Kathmandu: Cigarette sellers association of Nepal (CSAN) recently met Nepalese Bankers Association (NBA) president to complain about their net income which has come down drastically of late. In the application that was submitted to NBA , CSAN has blamed banks for not ‘stressing’ hoyees with enough work load to drive them towards cigarette vendors outside office gates.

“I hardly see bankers inside officess beyond 5 PM. This is not only my inspection, my colleagues standing in front of other big BFI's have same issue. Please note 9 AM to 5 PM is like our prime business hours. If we do not have bankers during that period, it is bound to affect our business big time. For most of us sales have come down by at least forty percent,” said Ram Bahadur, the president of CSAN.
“Please remember we have played our part in these banks making so much money. When no one was there to support the ‘hapless’ bankers, we stood there by providing chiya and churot to keep them active throughout the day. Hope NBA will ask banks to load the bankers properly,” said Ram Bahadur.
He said, “We can’t rely only on banks action. We are doing our bit. For each new ‘referral’, the person will get one pack free. Those who spend 5000 rupees on cigarettes per month, a nearby hospital has given us 50% discount coupons to hand it over to them.”

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