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14, Feb 2018 By Fake It Nepal      Is buying roses giving you blood pressure problems? Are you also thinking of breaking up with your partner just because you can’t afford roses for V-Day? Well, don’t worry because the Central Bank has asked banks to provide ‘Rose loans’ which will make your rose shopping easier than before. NRB was getting a lot of requests from across the country to reduce the cost of roses or at least fix the price of rose bouquets. But instead of fixing these issues, the NRB introduced easy loans in all banks for buying roses. We talked to Prabakta Kumar of NRB and asked him the reason behind this. He said, “It is the duty of every government to meet the requests of its citizens. A single rose costs anywhere between 50 rupees and 5000 rupees on V-Day. People were getting depressed as they couldn’t buy roses for their loved ones. That’s when we decided to intervene. We cannot lower the prices of roses as this is the only time whe...

05, Feb 2018 By Fake It Nepal A greatest envy of singles, a nightmare for committed ones, Dashain for gift shops – the annual valentine’s lyang is back. The malls, campuses, food joints are packed with couples who can’t get enough of each other and singles of the Forever Alone Club are amused over some of the most unusual jodis. Fake It Nepal has exclusively counted down the reality behind the Valentine’s week timeline: Rose Day There’s a reason why a red colour flower is chosen for this special day. It is the color for danger. It was selected after carefully going over all the intricate details. Cupid himself gives you one final warning on the very first day of the Valentine’s fiasco. But as they say “ माया अन्दा हुन्छ ”  Propose Day “ आफ्नो खुट्टामा बन्चरो हान्नु ”, as simple as that. It is on this officially designated day that a guy voluntarily agrees to fuck his own wallet, and not just metaphorically. Guy proposes, the lady disposes.  ...