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Self-Proclaimed Activist tries to erase “PUSH” signage of Bank’s entrance to change it to “FALGUN”; rudely beaten up by the security

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19, Feb 2018  By  Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  Faltu Sewak, a 25 YO unemployed person, claiming to be an activist working in correcting mistakes whatever he sees while he roams around the city in an attempt to kill his leisure life. It was a bright sunny day in the month of Falgun and was scheduled to kill his time by watching the Nepal Army practicing their drills for Democracy Day in Tundikhel and was passing through Kamaladi (Unofficial Wall Street of Nepal). While staring a beautiful girl entering one of the bank’s branches, he noticed something wrong in the entrance of the branch. He is expert in checking time and date in his mobile every 2 minutes and reveals it’s very useful in killing time and have an impression on others to be a very busy person. His activist spirit took over his body and he naturally walked to the bank’s entrance and started rubbing the “PUSH” signage. In no time, the security personnel of the bank held him up in NY Police style and started...

Self proclaimed leading Bank takes two months to approve a pre approved loan

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03, Jan 2018 By Fake It Nepal  Kathmandu: A bank which proclaims itself as the leading bank like every bank does was subject of headlines today when Mr. Ram Bahadur, a local resident, registered a complaint against the bank for delaying his pre approved home loan. Mr. Ram Bahadur works in one of those multinationals with a hefty pay package and always pays his bills on time. He carries two credit cards in two different colours and in two different metal names. With regular bill payments, his credit scores are higher than the collective number of Nepalese representation in the last 10 Olympics put together. With the high score, Mr. Ram Bahadur gets daily calls from various banks offering all sorts of loans, including a personal loan. This bank, where he holds the salary account, advertises at least 4 loans for his profile whenever he logged into Internet banking. All of them say pre approved with a green tick mark next to the pre approved amount. Lured by a TV advertisement, Mr. Ram...