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Water Conservation Drive: Nepal Government asks its citizens to celebrate Holi with Microsoft Paint

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28, Feb 2018  By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  Nepal already encircled with the summer heat and water scarcity impending all over, GON has asked its citizens to take ‘innovative’ approach to celebrating Holi this year and to celebrate the festival online and use MS Paint to throw colors. Speaking to Fake It Nepal, one of the ministers said, “It’s true, the Government was worried about water scarcity in the country and wanted to do something about it. The best we can do is save water. With our PM’s out-of-the-box idea we will not only save water but also give push to digital Nepal.” A website was unveiled where users can upload their phtos and then use MS Paint to throw colors, said, “Now there won’t be any water wastage. In addition people don’t have to take a bath once they are done playing online.” No sooner the news of ‘Online Holi’ was out in the media, news of ‘Rain Dance’ being arranged to celebrate the festival was reported from a few universities. Students were seen
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Child of an MBA couple speaks “PPT” as his first word

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23, Feb 2018  By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu: CGPA Bahadur and GPA Kumari felt blissful when their one and a half-year old son spoke few words unexpectedly one day. Both MBA pass outs did not observe it as they were busy in their so called “promising career” after MBA as promised by their MBA college. Babu’s caretaker noticed it and brought him to living room where the MBA couple were sitting. Babu was speaking P…P…T, P…P…T, after taking pause for few seconds again he was shouting PPT. Caretaker of the baby, RekhDekh Kumari while speaking to Fake It Nepal said, “Both Sir and Madam were worried with Babu’s verbal skills. When kids of his age have started calling out Mamu, Buwa, he was not able to say single word. Thank God, for listening to my prayers. Now my prince has started speaking.” She further added, “It was traumatic time for me too, both Sir and Madam will come back home and as per the list of action items they have fed on their mobiles, will ask me how many times Babu
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Frequently Gears Changing Habits In Heavy Traffic, Employee Spills Tea On His Cubicle

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‘On the roads of Kathmandu, secured driving rule is to always forecast that you will reach your endpoint late with abusing people on jam. Not only the vehicles moving at a tortoise pace in most of the places of our capital, the less than probable class of driving adds up to the hazard. Most of the cars on kathmandu roads work on manual transmission and that time is not so far when human will be born with stronger arms as part of development to make them easily shift gears. Snail Bahadur, a banker in city has been developing some strange behaviors due to the frequent gears shifting during his drive to his office & vice-versa. If directing through slow moving traffic was a problem he succeeded over, there were bigger difficulties awaiting. Sudden bumps which his body experienced due to the good quality potholes & damaged roads regularly made his body shake even when he was not driving. He would start break dancing sometimes, even during a client presentation. The problem
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Nepal to gets its first Hyperloop before East West Railway

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21, Feb 2018  By Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  Los-Angeles based Virgin Hyperloop One on Wednesday signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with the Nepal government to build and develop the world’s first operational hyperloop between Mechi and Mahakali. This will decrease the travel time between Mechi and Mahakali to 2 hours. Even though the final project delivery will take several years, experts are confident that the hyperloop will be functional well before East West Railway. East West Railway is a project more mysterious than the Bermuda Triangle as nobody has been able to figure out the purpose of the feasibility study conducted over a period of last 400 years for the East West Railway. The government has promised that the railway will run in next few years, but that promise has been taken the same way as ‘ Voli Deki Raksi Bandh”  promises. Now the experts have weighed in and said that the proposed Mechi-Mahakali hyperloop will be completed well before the first railway trac
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Bank staff follows customer to home for opening saving account, demands home visit charges

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An employee at a leading commercial bank in Kathmandu ended up in the customer’s house after he found a man talking about not having a bank account. The Kathmandu-based customer, who also was excellent at bargaining, did not realise that his negotiation with the bank staff lasted for over two hours on the entire route from the branch located in Kamaladi to his house located at Balkot, Bhaktapur. As soon as they entered the house, the bank staff demanded visiting fees from him, which reportedly upset the customer. The bank staff, who has bagged various awards in the past for being an ambitious employee, did not budge and followed the customer all the way to Balkot in the local bus. On the other hand, the customer did not agree to open bank account at the offered interest rate and kept on insisting to increase interest rate on during the bus journey. The customer, accompanied by his wife, refused to pay attention to her advice as she tried to convince him to let go off opening a ba
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Self-Proclaimed Activist tries to erase “PUSH” signage of Bank’s entrance to change it to “FALGUN”; rudely beaten up by the security

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19, Feb 2018  By  Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  Faltu Sewak, a 25 YO unemployed person, claiming to be an activist working in correcting mistakes whatever he sees while he roams around the city in an attempt to kill his leisure life. It was a bright sunny day in the month of Falgun and was scheduled to kill his time by watching the Nepal Army practicing their drills for Democracy Day in Tundikhel and was passing through Kamaladi (Unofficial Wall Street of Nepal). While staring a beautiful girl entering one of the bank’s branches, he noticed something wrong in the entrance of the branch. He is expert in checking time and date in his mobile every 2 minutes and reveals it’s very useful in killing time and have an impression on others to be a very busy person. His activist spirit took over his body and he naturally walked to the bank’s entrance and started rubbing the “PUSH” signage. In no time, the security personnel of the bank held him up in NY Police style and started beating him u
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Shopper finds the product with 50% discount” in Durbarmarg Outlet with “50% off Sale”

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18, Feb 2018  By  Fake It Nepal Kathmandu:  Shoppie Kumari amazed the salesperson of a shop by finding something which has “50% discount” tag on it. Shoppie Kumari, an emerging model, wasted a whole day sorting for single product with “50% discount” as she wanted to know if the shops really offee any product with 50% discount when they put this kind of sale advertisements. She was glad to note stores are honest. More than Shoppie, Sales Manager of the outlet, Money Bahadur was happy someone found the ‘missing piece’ he was looking for last so many days. While talking to us Money Bahadur said, “We started this year sale around Christmas time and ending it this Sunday coinciding with the Loshar holiday weekend. This year the target I got from my management is to have 5 PPM (parts per million). For a million products inside store, 5 pieces need to have 50% off. Other four pieces were sold on day 1 of the sale in first one hour. This one was missing. I thought someone has stole
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