Self-Proclaimed Activist tries to erase “PUSH” signage of Bank’s entrance to change it to “FALGUN”; rudely beaten up by the security

19, Feb 2018 By Fake It Nepal

Kathmandu: Faltu Sewak, a 25 YO unemployed person, claiming to be an activist working in correcting mistakes whatever he sees while he roams around the city in an attempt to kill his leisure life.
It was a bright sunny day in the month of Falgun and was scheduled to kill his time by watching the Nepal Army practicing their drills for Democracy Day in Tundikhel and was passing through Kamaladi (Unofficial Wall Street of Nepal). While staring a beautiful girl entering one of the bank’s branches, he noticed something wrong in the entrance of the branch. He is expert in checking time and date in his mobile every 2 minutes and reveals it’s very useful in killing time and have an impression on others to be a very busy person. His activist spirit took over his body and he naturally walked to the bank’s entrance and started rubbing the “PUSH” signage. In no time, the security personnel of the bank held him up in NY Police style and started beating him up.
The correspondent of Fake It Nepal arrived at the scene and asked the security to stop thrashing the activist. Talking to Fake It Nepal, Faltu Sewak said, “I just noticed we are in Falgun and the signage was still in Push. I thought the bank being busy in money making business, it did not notice its ignorance of changing it to Falgun. As an activist, I saw an opportunity to correct it yet ended up getting harshly thrashed by the security guards.”

He was briefed about “PUSH” signage as door handling instruction rather than a month of B.S. calendar.  

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