Employees Of Kathmandu Demands Hike In Fuel Allowance

Kathmandu.  A research conducted by JPTBCNC has discovered,that the average traffic speed in capital city has come down to 12 km/hour.
Dhairya Lal, a banker by profession, who travels from Kapan to Jawalakhel every day says in last 3 years he has not got any increment, but his fuel bill has gone up by 300%.
He expects soon he will be promoted as Senior Officer. To manage the main deal he needs to reach office before 9 . He does a plain math using excel sheet to find out how much money he has to spend on his fuel bill.Surprisingly, he discovers his fuel bill is already more than his car’s EMI and by next 2 years it will be more than his EMI of home loan.
He has also understood, one of the few days he was able to have lunch & dinner with his family members, expressing gratitude to "Sahid Diwas" which is a holiday for school, college and Government offices & Banks as well. From bottom of their hearts the family thanked the great martyrs and have put a framed photo of idealists on their living room.
Dhairya is demanding adaptable traffic-jam. Banks citing credit crunch informs union to pressurize government to share this burden.
JPTBCNC did a study to find out the petrol pump owners, street hawkers have made good money due to traffic jams. Even hospitals have made good money as more and more service holders are visiting them. Bars, restaurants and pubs are feeling the heat and demand revenue sharing from those who are making windfall gains.
Mr. Lal is pleasantly amazed about a thing. Thanking to the traffic-jams, his daughter is capable to verify the difference between color of number plates and organizations related to it. Even teachers have accepted traffic jams are helping child in learning alphabets and number very easily.

Traffic jam is now an integral part of Kathmandu lifestyle.

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