Valentine Week: Decoded by Fake It Nepal
05, Feb 2018 By Fake It
Nepal
A greatest envy of
singles, a nightmare for committed ones, Dashain for gift shops – the annual
valentine’s lyang is back. The malls, campuses, food joints are packed with
couples who can’t get enough of each other and singles of the Forever Alone
Club are amused over some of the most unusual jodis.
Fake It Nepal has
exclusively counted down the reality behind the Valentine’s week timeline:
Rose Day
There’s a reason why a
red colour flower is chosen for this special day. It is the color for danger.
It was selected after carefully going over all the intricate details. Cupid
himself gives you one final warning on the very first day of the Valentine’s
fiasco. But as they say “माया अन्दा हुन्छ ”
Propose Day
“आफ्नो खुट्टामा बन्चरो हान्नु”, as simple as that. It
is on this officially designated day that a guy voluntarily agrees to fuck his
own wallet, and not just metaphorically. Guy proposes, the lady disposes.
Chocolate Day
The most awaited day by
the chocolate companies (more than the chocolate receivers). Cadbury products
are out of stock this day.
Teddy Bear Day
It’s a reason not to
sleep with a guy. For some reason, teddys are a better alternative to humans
being your sleeping partners.
Promise Day
I seriously question its
necessity. This is a day on which the planet receives an overdose of lies. Both
the male and female parties know nothing you promise is ever truth. But still
guys get their creative best and an ‘awww’ reply from the girl is your stamp.
Kiss Day
Why waste a whole meaningless
week before getting to the real deal ?? Why not skip to this day directly ?? On
this very auspicious day, you get to know what her lip gloss tastes like. Yes,
go ahead and have fun.
Hug Day
Say this out loud in the
rural parts of the country and you will be escorted to the nearest शौचालय. But in the urban
parts, it has a special significance. If you have successfully made it to this
day without much of a scene, you have it in your rights to get your hopes up.
Valentine’s Day
People get laid on this
day. This day is the reason we have children’s day on 14th Nov, nine
months down the line.
After this chaotic and
hectic week, life’s back to normal. The days of ignoring each other, regularly
scheduled fights for ignoring each other come back.
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