Six Must Visit Places After You Die


Nowhere: We must have read many articles about must visit places before we die, but what after death? Now, Fake It Nepal Exclusively brings you the must visit places after you die.
1.     Fitness Club/Gym: Making your unsuccessful plan of joining or continuing gym, but never did it when alive. Its never too late, now you can join gym. As you are already dead, you will not feel pain in lifting weights, nor you will be running out of breath. Dead man with six packs abs.
2.     Other Galaxies: Death spontaneously make us spaceman, the occupation most of us used to aim as a growing child. Now you are free to visit any planet. Law of science and gravity is no more a hassle for your movement. Go to Moon, Mars, take a dip in some black hole. Or may be you can go to our neighboring Triangulum Galaxy which is just 2.64 million light years away from the our planet. All you need to do is to go straight till Saturn, and then take a right turn.
3.     Underneath Bed: Get underneath your bed and sofa to check out stuffs you never checked to look for once they rolled  For you, they were gone forever. Most of the times, you did this because of laziness or because of the size of your body. But now, you are no more a body, you are a free spirit! Explore the dark territory and find out all those artifacts, like that one rupee coin to name a few.
4.     Night Clubs : This is for those who died without visiting such clubs even once in their lifetime, just because they never had a girlfriend. Death comes with some benefits, so try to use them fully to make your post death experience unforgettable. Use your paranormal powers, get inside the club and party hard. 
5.     Visiting Haunted Areas: Now you are in spirit gang, there is nothing to be afraid of. Among Spirits and souls, you will feel like another home away from home. There is nothing in the world like living with people with similar mentality and feelings. 
6.     Hangout With Celebrities: Visit the place where famous dead people pass their time. Meet the celebrities. Chances are high that you would run into dead people like Saddam Hussain and 2 Pac , MJ. As after death, they don’t need any security cover around them, it’s much easier to meet them and get a selfie clicked together.

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