Messi-Ronaldo fans fight reaches out of control, UN to send peacekeeping force in Nepal

2, Feb 2018 By Fake It Nepal


Kathmandu: A resolution was passed by the UN security council for sending peacekeeping force to Nepal to extinguish the fire between the fans of Messi and Ronaldo. The security Council arranged an urgent meeting to sort out the issue which is more vital than the civil wars taking place in gulf region.
Talking to Fake It Nepal Messi Bhakta said “it is the more important issue in Nepal. Who care for petrol and Diesel price hike or pollution”. Previously, the government tried to intervene and facilitate the peace talk between the supporters of Messi and Ronaldo fearing the issue might become a civil war in the country but there was no ice breaking point to the hatred. Ronaldo Premi questioned, "How can we agree that Ronaldo and Messi are same knowing that Ronaldo is the best"
But the two heroic footballers remained in complete muteness on this regard as they  know they have companionship personally and their fans are the most peace loving and responsible citizens of the country.

In this situation Mr Donald Trump urged the UN to look on this issue as most important which require immediate action. As the real war is taking place in social media, Facebook CEO Mr Zuckerburg will also accompany the UN mission to teach the fans how to use it properly and peacefully.

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