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Passengers on-board flight from Bhadrapur to Kathmandu faced a petty worry after having breathing problem drastically while the flight was cruising at an altitude of 13000 ft only. And the presence of mind of one passenger warrant that things did not get worse after he used the air filled packets of Lays as oxygen mask. Jagat K, an employee from Bhadrapur on the flight, was praised by flight representatives for this instant aid that saved lives. Mr. Jagat K while sharing details of the incident with Fake It Nepal said, “I usually carry lot of snacks while travelling. And in this trip I had lays as well. Half an hour into the flight, most of us were feeling out of breath. The cabin crew broadcasted that oxygen mask will fall but that did not. That’s when it struck me that these unopened packets of lays air will be useful.” Sources claimed the packets had oxygen enough for 1 more hour in case.

Nowhere :One of the leading bank has recently opened job vacancies for 1500 freshers all over country. Resulting the happiness among freshers & graduates who were struggling in finding a job. However, it is rightly said that there are no free dines. There was a hook to this vacancy made by bank. Although it has opened 1500 vacancies, it will only hire freshers having 1 years of relevant experience. Confused by this no so usual condition; thousands of newbies gathered around bank’s HO. However, management gave yawning indifference to their questions. We got hold of on one of graduate who was opposing outside banks HO and spoke to Fake It Nepal “Its not the 1 st time this bank did this. Previous time, it published that it has 800 jobs and hiring. So I prepared well and went for the interview. As interview started, the HR informed us only graduates having 5 years of experience are eligible to apply for the position. We talked to another activist and here he goes talking to F...

Kathmandu:  A research conducted by JPTBCNC has discovered employee are feeling more nationalistic this year as Martyr’s day is not on weekend this year. Banking professional Rijal K (name changed) is one such gentleman who says that he is feeling “Enough Patriotic” this year. He said, “I am planning writing out my holiday plans well in advance. My day will start with 1974 A.D ‘Raato Ra Chandra Surya ” “ Mann Ta Mero Nepali Ho ” playing at high volume.” As per the investigation, employees and students who gets public holidays on Saturdays are the nightmares for them. Being able make holiday plan for an extra week-off has helped them of a much needed break from their daily routine. “Most of the public holidays were not on (Saturday) weekends this year, definitely we are more patriotic than ever this time.” asked a college student talking to Fake It Nepal.

Kathmandu:  A Banker from Metropolitan City has become the 1st employee ever to confess of speaking loudly on mobile which is more than necessary in his calls just for impressing colleagues around him. Speaking to Fake It Nepal in a chiya pasal , Hamal Khatri said, “Talking loudly on mobile call makes me feel that I am superstar of my department. I’m the only topic expert in my assignment and I love it when fellows near me get stunned by choice of jargon's that i use. I got so much fond to talking loudly that I don’t even remember when I started non-sensing. However, this has set me the skill of fake confidence which is in line with my style mantra:  fake it until you make it “ He is popular among entry level trainees. Judgebati Prasad, an entry level trainee assistant said, “I wish I become like Hamal sir. He seems to be super genius and I trust that everyone at onsite team is existing because of him. He seems to have developed th...

23,  Jan 2018 By  Fake It Nepal Kathmandu. Food blogging is a fashion that has been growing its popularity for last few years. Not everyone can become a food blogger as not everyone understands the ins and outs of it. Recently, a food blogger named Hanteni Kumari shot to fame after she became a food blogger just by identifying the presence of mashed potato inside Pani Puri served by her favourite Pani-puri wala. Talking to Fake It Nepal she said “Not everyone can become a food blogger. You need to know each and every taste and the thin line that distinguishes these tastes. Earlier, I only used to know 2 tastes – sweet and spicy. But after tasting many different dishes made by mom, I came to know about the 3rd taste – sour. Once you’ve tasted enough foods and if you’re vocabulary is proficient enough, only then can you become a food blogger. and realised a very important thing. I had seen some food-blogging sites, so I logged into one and entered the review of my mom’s...

Kathmandu : Rakesh B, working for a bank was surprised when he got an meeting call from a reputed school for his son’s school admission. “I never thought school will call me watching my income is still less than 4 Lacs per annum,” said Rakesh while speaking to Fake It Nepal. “The school, according to many is measured among the best ones in Kathmandu. Probably that is factual because by the time I went school to collect form for admission, saw few hundred people have already made a big line in queue,” said Rakesh about his first understanding at the school. Rakesh added, “I have no idea why school charged me 2500 Rs. for that form, it was just a simple 3-page form with 50% of it asking for details about guardians income. I had all the required papers like income certificate duly signed by a HR , so submitted the form there only. Feeling Proud that I did great thing for my child.” “However, the smile from my face disappeared as soon as I talked to some my coworkers at bank who hav...

Kathmandu.   A café in the city has raised the price of all snacks in the menu by 2 times, after adding ‘Organic’ prefix. The new slogan will help the business skyrocketing with exponential profits, the industry specialists are believed to be said. “The upper society measure changes with moving times. Earlier it used to be jewelry. Now, its only organic food or nothing. All organic café & restaurant, despite being costly, are the chosen eating for the new gen of organietarians. We don’t complain though,” an associate of an organic cafe told Fake It Nepal. “I eat only organic food. Genetically changed food and anything not from organic farming, I do not even look at it. Even, my pets are organic. a lady told Fake It Nepal. Organic slogan is so wild in scope; it caught up with the food industry as well. Departmental store samosa stall amazes the commuters with ‘Organic Samosa and Aalu Chop’ advertisement; it is learnt by Fake It Nepal.