Telco’s Sales manager targets untapped ghost subscriber base to achieve sales figures
Bhootgunj: GSM Bahadur, a Sales Manager of a Telecom
major company in Nepal revolutionized the Telecom Industry by asking his sales
executives to target large untapped ghost subscriber base residing in Nepal.
This idea came to his mind
after he was trying to sell 4G data cards to Tantriks who did not even know
what Nokia 3310 is. Bugged by lot of pushing from him he asked to go and sell
his SIM card connections and recharge cards to Chamatkari Chudail and Premi Pisaaj.
On detailed probing GSM Bahadur found both of them to be in Love and long distance
relationship. There were several misunderstandings created due to lack of
communications between them.
This effort was lauded
by the organization’s CMO and is planning to launch Nation-wide marketing
campaigns portraying them to be leaders in Ghost services and would be called
‘Shaitaan plans’. There is a lot of enthusiasm in the enitre Bhoot and Pisaaj
union regarding issuance of telecom services and are particularly attracted to
night plans as they are most active then.
“I felt lonely most of
the times and reside in Purani Bangla where there is hardly any visitor. When I
talk to them, they run away in fear. Now this initiative will help us break the
ice on phone first. I hope there is proper coverage inside the Bangla,” Bhatkeko
Atma was quoted saying to Fake It Nepal, but couldn’t be seen in broad
daylight.
Though this has given
lot of headaches to entire sales team who have trouble convincing the
retailers. They face a lot of trouble in verifying the identity of Bhoot as
proper identity cards and names cannot be validated. Most of them existed in
real world before 100 years. Also latest photographs couldn’t be made available
to be put up in form as Bhoot are not visible on cameras.
But this initiative is
bound to do well in the long run and seeing the buzz created from the idea, now
FMCG companies are planning to reach out to ghost. Main products for which
distribution would be setup will include mainly soap for cleanliness as most of
them have not bathed since ages, toothpaste for oral hygiene, hair oil and
other body care products.
“I will be Immortal in
marketing now!” GSM Bahadur was found tweeting to which Chudail replied, “Your
network better be good, else you’ll be soon found using ghost service as well”
and attached an audio file with wicked laughter.
#FakeItNepal
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