Guy Revokes New Year Resolution as It Was Made under Alcohol’s Influence

Kathmandu: Mr. Santarem, a banker by profession, had taken a swear to quit booze at New Year ’s Eve jam, which was going to be his biggest resolution of his life. However, he revoked his decision very next day.
 “Everyone were telling me that I have promised not to touch alcohol as New Year’s resolution. I must have been very high during party to make pointless statements like that. However, this promise can’t be serious since it was taken under alcohol’s influence”, Santarem said to team of Fake It Nepal before he was going to take his tequila shots.
“We must not make priority decisions or game changing while being drunk, and if it is especially related to drinking.” He told Fake It Nepal.“Quitting smoking is very easy. I have done it many times.” famously once said and now I say “Quitting to drink is very easy, I do it everyday.”, he said before taking his 4th large peg.

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